Prostitution is usually referred to as the oldest profession
James: oi, I think that woman's career is the oldest profession there is.
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Engineering.

The various religious texts record that in the beginning there was chaos, from which a God created the heavens and earth. That's a feat of engineering. God also said "let there be light" and there was light - a task which now universally falls to the electrical engineer.
But why, then, is engineering only the second-oldest profession? The oldest profession is lawyer. Who do you think created all of that chaos?
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That skanky woman standing under the street light is probably working in the world's oldest profession.
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