dick-lassoed

The badge of honor you get when a long hair off a girl's head gets wrapped around your dick and then you find it later on and have to untangle it. Commonly occurs after rough, hair-pulling sex.

"Dude, you have absolutely zero game. That chick you were creeping on last night was shy as hell with you."
"Oh yeah!? Then tell me why I woke up sore and dick-lassoed."

by alterbreaker November 27, 2010

Brown Lasso

(n.) This act must be performed carefully and tediously. It involves lifting up a toilet seat, pooping in a neat circle on the rim of the toilet, and then closing the toilet seat on top of the poop, creating an oreo-like shit cookie.

Guy 1: I walked into the bathroom earlier and could NOT find the source of the terrible smell
Guy 2: I know what it is. *Lifts up toilet seat to reveal poop.*
Guy 3: Someone's been brown lassoing the toilets in here repeatedly.

by Ankylosaurus February 25, 2010

Bee Lasso

Bee Lasso is a organic way to light medical herbs or cigars. Why people like to use it is because it preserves the flavor of your smokables, it is part of the green movement, using it makes your lighters last tons longer, ect ect ...

#1 I do not inhale toxic fumes from a lighter I only use a clean fire.
#2 Here use Bee Lasso
#1 wow your right this is way better.

by lumpylump September 6, 2010

Punjab lasso

noose. used to kill people.

phantom of the opera, erik is an expert at throwing a punjab lasso- you are dying before you realize he found you.

by kira bates July 2, 2008

hairy lasso

The sexual parts of a woman. Also my favourite part.

See alsocunt twat pussy

Johnny: Hey look at her hairy lasso
Johno: Fuck yeah!

by Johno W December 3, 2007

poo lasso

When you do a sneaky fart, then walk around an unsuspecting victim, ensuring there is a 'lasso' of the stench of your poo around them. There is no escape from the smell

"I quickly and like a stealth ninja farter, surrounded him with my poo lasso"

by Mc Buzzell January 21, 2016

Pussy Lassoed

The stage before being full-on pussy whipped.

He'd only been with her a week and he was already pussy lassoed, it's only a matter of time before he's completely whipped

by Mr. Polo Dolo October 10, 2011