Top Definition
The badge of honor you get when a long hair off a girl's head gets wrapped around your dick and then you find it later on and have to untangle it. Commonly occurs after rough, hair-pulling sex.
"Dude, you have absolutely zero game. That chick you were creeping on last night was shy as hell with you."
"Oh yeah!? Then tell me why I woke up sore and dick-lassoed."
by alterbreaker November 27, 2010

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