The state of being way to epic, brutal, legit, or un-pwnable. Typically a 'baby eater' or one who 'eats babies'
by landsharkcobra August 20, 2009
by FITZRIGHT January 9, 2010
A sexual position in which a woman stands naked with her front up against a wall and a man with a gigantic boner runs from across the room and rams himself into her.
by Mr. Blue September 2, 2004
The practice of approaching one's ladyfriend at speed, leaning forward with hands together on one's head as a shark fin, ending with the insertion of this fin into her front bottom.
Jane: Hey Amy, how was the film last night?
Amy: Not bad. I guessed the ending. Tell you what though, Rob gave me a good old landsharking when I got home.
Jane: What a toerag!
Amy: Not bad. I guessed the ending. Tell you what though, Rob gave me a good old landsharking when I got home.
Jane: What a toerag!
by neil thomas April 15, 2007
A man that cruises bars and looks for innocent women to use for his amusement while he drinks Landshark beer.
by babyloveU2 July 3, 2009
Similar to the Landshark, but with an airborn approach. (sufficient safety gear and adult supervision required) A woman stands pressed against a wall a few feet away from a bed with her loose (or soon to be loose) ass jutting out in a splendor of erotic courage. Next a man strategically positioned at least 5 feet from the opposite side of the bed takes off at full sprint, leaps into the air using the bed as a trampoline, puts his hands over his head as if he were a shark, and nails his woman so hard in the ass she either shits, dies or screams so loud that the neighbors think its the fourth of July.
"And heres the instant replay of Kock Inyu nailing the Flying Landshark on Cok Inmi, All three judges agree, 10 points for the flying asian sensations!!!!"
by J Bornberg December 23, 2004
The act of getting a naked person (either one you really hate or really love), lube up a slip-n-slide, positioning your "partner" doggy style at the end of the slip-n-slide. Once this step is complete lube up the nose of a baby shark and proceed to slide the baby shark nose first down the slip-n-slide into your "partners" anus.
Used in a sentance:
"hey Chase i just got this new slip-n-slide, wanna go Missouri Landshark Austin later?"
"hey Chase i just got this new slip-n-slide, wanna go Missouri Landshark Austin later?"
by Bagel Mc Toast March 25, 2014