A superhero.
Otherwise known as Lauren. The most awesome curly haired mofo I've everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr met. (period)
There was this one time, in grade 3, when our dear friend was visited by her monthly visitor. She was sitting quietly in english class when all of the sudden she felt a surge. Her face became quite distressed and she looked to me, her dear friend for help. I laughed. She continued to ask another friend for her sweater, which she then tied around waist. Our other friend didn't know the seater was going to be used for period purposes. Hence it becoming gross and disfigured and multiple youngin's crying.
Long story short, THE CURL OWNS YOU ALL.
Otherwise known as Lauren. The most awesome curly haired mofo I've everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr met. (period)
There was this one time, in grade 3, when our dear friend was visited by her monthly visitor. She was sitting quietly in english class when all of the sudden she felt a surge. Her face became quite distressed and she looked to me, her dear friend for help. I laughed. She continued to ask another friend for her sweater, which she then tied around waist. Our other friend didn't know the seater was going to be used for period purposes. Hence it becoming gross and disfigured and multiple youngin's crying.
Long story short, THE CURL OWNS YOU ALL.
THE CURL WILL LIVE FOREVER.
Speaking of periods (^), if you have curly blonde hair, you should shower often. Not every other day, every day! EVERY SINGLE DAY! No skipping!! (That means you Lauren...D...ee...vers. Open smilie) Mostly because you want your hair to stay bouncy and curly and full of life. So... w00t shampoo. AND personal hygiene.
THAT'S HOT ;)
Speaking of periods (^), if you have curly blonde hair, you should shower often. Not every other day, every day! EVERY SINGLE DAY! No skipping!! (That means you Lauren...D...ee...vers. Open smilie) Mostly because you want your hair to stay bouncy and curly and full of life. So... w00t shampoo. AND personal hygiene.
THAT'S HOT ;)
by X_2_da_Z April 18, 2005
by Drew10000000 October 4, 2007
Another word for jacking off.
by Lord Sod April 12, 2014
Curling is a sport involving ice, brooms, and originally a rock. It is chiefly played in Canada. Unlike hockey, it is not taken seriously in the United States. Many suspect that it is a byproduct of both the cold Northern climate and the Canadian propensity for beer.
by HunterX January 26, 2005
by Blaine&Molly December 27, 2007
The ancient Scottish sport of curling has been called a hybrid of bowling and chess set on ice, but perhaps the closest analogy is shuffleboard. Two four-member teams slide 42-pound granite stones (the best of which come from a single quarry in Scotland) on a sheet of ice toward a target area. Teammates sweep the ice in front of the stone to help maneuver it towards the center target.
Each player on the team throws two stones during an "end," which is sort of like an inning in baseball. The team with the most points after 8 or 10 ends wins the match. Did I mention that you can knock your opponents' stones out of contention?
The name "curling" comes from the Old English verb "to curr," or growl. There's a fair amount of shouting during the game, as team members urge each other on while sweeping the ice in front of the stone.
This year, the British women's team gave their country its first Winter Olympics gold medal since 1984, while the Norwegian men's team upset the Canadian favorites.
Each player on the team throws two stones during an "end," which is sort of like an inning in baseball. The team with the most points after 8 or 10 ends wins the match. Did I mention that you can knock your opponents' stones out of contention?
The name "curling" comes from the Old English verb "to curr," or growl. There's a fair amount of shouting during the game, as team members urge each other on while sweeping the ice in front of the stone.
This year, the British women's team gave their country its first Winter Olympics gold medal since 1984, while the Norwegian men's team upset the Canadian favorites.
by Mr. Johnny April 16, 2005
Curling: the favorite past-time of a northern minnesotan/canadian physics professor's housewife.
push...sweep, sweep, sweep. Watch physics in action.
push...sweep, sweep, sweep. Watch physics in action.
by Stephanie Hagen January 5, 2008