shuffleboard
An official beer pong match. Used mainly in high schools to avoid negative confrontations for admisistrators.
shuffleboard by DWEEZY354324 August 16, 2009
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Once upon a time white people played a game called shuffle board at racially segregated country clubs. When most country clubs became desegregated, the white people stopped playing the game because it was too embarrassing for anyone outside their imagined aristocracy to know about.
shuffleboard by scott trowbridge June 11, 2006
Shuffleboard Shocker
a humiliation technique of epic proportions made famous by Terrance McCullaugh. It involves one or more of the following:
1. A shuffleboard cue / stick
2. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking a datacenter
3. A can of grease
It can be interpreted as an act of sexual dominance, a physical thrashing, or the fact that someone old enough to play shuffleboard could actually fight pretty well; hence the shock.
1. A shuffleboard cue / stick
2. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking a datacenter
3. A can of grease
It can be interpreted as an act of sexual dominance, a physical thrashing, or the fact that someone old enough to play shuffleboard could actually fight pretty well; hence the shock.
You should really respect your elders. Quit playing games or I will come down there and do the shuffleboard shocker on your ass.
Shuffleboard Shocker by S_ May 28, 2008
Scandinavian Shuffleboard
The act of one sexual partner bending over on one side of a room, and the other one (who has an erection) runs at them full speed, aiming for the butthole.
Scandinavian Shuffleboard by Braxxin May 2, 2011
play shuffleboard on the promenade
"What are your plans for today?" the father asked his unemployed daughter.
"I thought I would play shuffleboard on the promenade, followed by skeet shooting on the lido deck," she answered sarcastically as she sat in her bathrobe surfing the net.
"I thought I would play shuffleboard on the promenade, followed by skeet shooting on the lido deck," she answered sarcastically as she sat in her bathrobe surfing the net.
play shuffleboard on the promenade by sgjd2010 January 10, 2011
Dusseldorf Shuffleboard
when 2 men both cum on a girls back and the one that cum's the furthest wins. ass to pussy is 1 point, pussy to tits 2 points, tits to mouth 3 points, and mouth to top of head 4 points. any thing else is no points.
"Wayne and i dusseldorf shuffleboarded stacy last night, that motherfucker beat me by like 2 points! after like 4 rounds!"
Dusseldorf Shuffleboard by lostinconformiti December 6, 2012
Shufflebored
After buying the cheapest version of Apple's iPod, the feeling you get after you notice that your iPod is not as cool as you thought it was.
Shufflebored by geniusonwheels January 29, 2009