When you tie up your old cow in the pasture ,bend your girl over it, eat her ass, then fuck her with the rest of the herd watching.
I preformed The brown farmer on my old lady in broad daylight, needless to say the neighbors weren’t happy!
by Yetiarms April 13, 2022
by Phatbeats May 31, 2009
by farmerbrown-ed November 21, 2010
(n) A common type of math word problem, usually a simple algebra problem involving lengths of fencing.
This is an example of a farmer brown:
Farmer Brown wants to fence off a rectangular pen using the side of his barn as one side of the pen. If the barn is 300 feet long, and Farmer Brown has 1200 feet of fencing material, what are the lengths of the other sides and what is the area enclosed?
Farmer Brown wants to fence off a rectangular pen using the side of his barn as one side of the pen. If the barn is 300 feet long, and Farmer Brown has 1200 feet of fencing material, what are the lengths of the other sides and what is the area enclosed?
by Heptune May 11, 2005
A sexual act. A woman/man performs oral sex on a farm animal while taking a dump on another\'s chest.
by Robbie Roo April 27, 2005
by Boyo411 September 15, 2007
a variation of the "teabag," in which an individual get on his or her hands and knees behind a victim. Another individual runs, steps on the downed indviduals back, and jumps forward with their legs spread. As they do this, they yell, causing the victim to turn around in time to take crotch full on to the face. If done correctly, both the jumper and the victim fall to the ground. AKA: "The two man tandum teabag" Originated in Queen City, TX.
"Did you see Jim go off of Steve's back and flying Farmer Brown that guy!? He flew through the air with the greatest of DEEZ!"
by Blue Beacon December 4, 2008