The Bad Thing

Erectile dysfunction; the inability of a man to achieve or maintain an erection sufficient for his sexual needs or the needs of his partner.

John: You fuck lucy last night?
Matt: Not exactly...
John: how come dude
Matt: you know man, the bad thing happened

by shhh566556 February 15, 2009

bad things

The act of doing bad things refers to the smoking and inhaling of marijuana.

"It's fun to do bad things"
- Latarian Milton

by LatarianMilton April 24, 2009

Do a bad thing

A euphemism for taking a shit.

Hold on man I got do a bad thing.

by frick11 February 24, 2010

do me bad things

1. Sodomise me
2. a really crap rock band from the early '00s

line from a really distasteful RRP porn:
"mama, help me, nasty men do me bad things"

by Noxema-Tapioca March 3, 2009

Let's hop on the good foot, and do the bad thing

As quoted by Austin Powers in his movies, to have sexual intercourse.

"Come on baby, Yeah! Let's hop on the good foot, and do the bad thing."

by Lunarcondor April 2, 2010

***DISCLAIMER***: i did not actually [bad thing] This was a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did.

Saying: "***DISCLAIMER***: i did not actually bad thing This was a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did." Is a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did, then put a disclaimer confirming that the outrageous thing I said I did was a joke, even if it was obvious it was a joke without the disclaimer

Person 1: I fucked my mom ***DISCLAIMER***: i did not actually bad thing This was a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did.
Person 2: PFFT- WHY THE DISCLAIMER? 💀💀

by Josuke's Hair Is Best Hair August 19, 2023