the ailment

A fucking awesome band from the Sunshine Coast in Queensland.

Guy1: Fuck the ailment played some sick shit last night!
Guy2: Fck yeah!

by Johnno. November 13, 2009

the ailment

The ailment is synonymous with Homosexuality.

Your step-dad has the ailment. I would know because we had sex.

by Zcusm April 25, 2010

ginger ailment

Minor illness of a heartbroken nature related to pining for someone of the Ginger sort (red-haired-ed)- the rarest of all of the humans.

Example:

Girl 1: Oh man that dude Chuck is so awesome! I've got the hugest ginger ailment for him. He's light bright, flamin' hott, and speckled like a cheetah. But that dood won't show me any love no matter how many loads of laundry I wash for him!

Girl 2: He is hot...and is all like Prince Harry charm mixed with David Caruso cool mixed with Ron Weasley awkward. I tried to hit that and all I got was this old moth eaten Abercrombie and Fitch t-shirt to show for it..that I dug out of his garbage.

Girl 1: Sigh..

Girl 2: Sigh...

by Crèmebrûléed September 25, 2013

stomach ailments

Any sort of illness of the stomach or digestive tract.

Stomach ailments include Stomach flu, vomiting, Irritable Bowel Syndrome, etc.

by Durp dots March 27, 2016