The Zodiac Killer

Ted Cruz , Republican presidential candidate.

"Woah you know that presidential candidate Ted Cruz? I heard he's the Zodiac Killer."

Texas republican Donald Trump

by LeninsCat April 9, 2016

The Zodiac Killer

a man who killed zodiacs

The Zodiac Killer killed a lot of Zodiacs, that’s why he’s called The Zodiac Killer.

by ButtholeEnthusiast October 12, 2021

The Zodiac Killer

A murderer known as Maggie who cleverly disguises herself as Jessie J, Katy Perry and Lilly Allen in order to act out grizzly bear rapes and murders.

Oh Snakes its Maggie the zodiac killer.

by BopBopBopBopBabybell December 30, 2011

zodiac killer

what ted cruz was as a young man.

ted cruz

Hey, did you hear that the zodiac killer is running for president?!

by tedcruzisthezodiackiller1324 May 15, 2016

Zodiac Killer

Republican Senator from Texas that enjoys green eggs and ham. Answers to 'Lying Ted'. Managed the impressive feat of killing multiple victims 2 years before being born. Very punchable face. Possible dark lord of the Sith.

"If I am elected Zodiac Killer, we will repeal every word of Obamacare"

by CLEGANEBOWL March 29, 2016

Zodiac Killer

Ted Cruz

Ted Cruz its obviously the Zodiac Killer...

by Ahoeness March 9, 2016

Zodiac Killer

ted cruz

knock knock get the door it's ted cruz the zodiac killer

by simplymemelogical May 8, 2016