An interjection commonly used after making a witty joke at someone else's expense while they are present.
Person 1: Your room smells like ass.
Person 2: That's because you're in it. ZING!
by LT5k April 4, 2003
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An ancient prophecy stating that once a vampire turns the human equivalent of 18 that they will fall in love and abandon their old family for a new life this has continued every generation since the dawn of time failing this prophecy will end all vampires.
Vladimir didn’t zing and now are race will all perish prepare for end times you have never expirienced the hell that will soon come
by The Smarty farty 420 January 15, 2022
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Something so exciting it requires the taste of a kfc zinger burger box/ zinger burger to enhance the moment drastically.
ohh zing on
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Same as "Oh, snap!"
Whenever someone makes a smart ass comment towards somebody other than you, you are permitted to say "Zing!!!"

Also if you made a smart ass comment towards somebody, you can later refer to it as if you "zinged" them.
John: Where were you last night, Tom?
Tom: In your mom's bed!
You: Zing!!!

"I zinged that guy pretty good there, lol"
by gogishvili August 13, 2008
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An expression of overwhelming self satisfaction usually through comic means.

Usually follows a joke at someone else's expense, or when you prove someone wrong.

Can also be used to highlights ones own personal achievment.
Carl: "Hey Mike you're a great guy... not! Zing!"

Carl: "Hey Mike you're dick. Zing!"

"Tests came back negative.... Zing!"
by pseudonymtim December 8, 2012
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A powerful sexy girl who let a man control her life, many girls nay envy her secretly but dont show it. Also she may seem to not be popular but many people know her name and who she is
Todd- damn that girls fine as hell
Ben- thats zing bro she spicy
by urfuckingsuperb November 9, 2016
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A word used to describe intense sex with someone you really love
YOU: ARE YOU DOWN TO ZING TONIGH?
HER: OF COURSE BABY!
by Savvyxxx December 13, 2017
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