walrus

an imaginary animal

Sarge: Look see these two tow hooks? They look like tusks. Now what kind of animal has tusks?

Grif: A walrus.

Sarge: Didn't I just tell you to stop making up animals?

by shreik January 7, 2008

Walrus

An extremely fit person I'd get with any day.

Damn she's one hell of a walrus!

by TheGuy124 August 4, 2017

To walrus

To lay lazily, preferably with friend(s); to snack hard or eat large quantities of food and binge watch shows, often while under the influence of herbs

Tay and I love to walrus all day; we can't stop eating snacks and we haven't moved from this couch in hours, and the dog really needs a walk.

by PNWtater May 21, 2020

Walrus

After oral sex, when the woman or still has the semen in his or her mouth, you cover up the mouth, punch the participant in the stomach, and the Walrus is revealed. With the mouth covered, the semen must come out of the nose, giving the appearance of Walrus Tusks.

n. I was going to hate-fuck her, but instead I gave her a Walrus.

by P Gibby November 29, 2004

Walrus

The person with a wet mouth that passes the blunt with a moist tip

*gets blunt*
"Ay! Who was the walrus who got the blunt all clammy man!"

by Ayo December 30, 2015

Walrus

To steal rushing touchdowns in football, usually associated with Goal line backs.

A)LenDale White rushed for 10 yards on 9 carries, Walrusing two touchdowns from Chris Johnson.

B)Tim Tebow sets up to pass, fakes, and takes off Walrusing his way for a touchdown

by TABHerek January 9, 2009

Walrus

A treacherous species inhabiting southwest Florida's beaches. One of east Naples finest specimens. Can be seen roasting the glass cock before migrating to safer waters.

The Man...The Myth...The Walrus.

by fuckerIdid April 30, 2003