You just got on the bus after a dangle sesh on the lacrosse field. The score was 17-1, you won of course. You copped two in the net and are sweating like Dillon Francis after popping mollies. You drop your shorts and remove your compressions, cause its just to tight down there. Your sitting in your boxers, airing the stink, and without even knowing it, your pulling a nasty walrus. Both of your semen machines are hanging out of your cradle on either side. from a distance, it looks like you have two walrus tusks dangling from your lady pleaser. Although rather homosexual when schemed with the boys, the women love it in the bedroom.
P.S. Very effective gino celebration if you want to get kicked off the team.
P.S. Very effective gino celebration if you want to get kicked off the team.
Sir Lavender stunted 70 walrus's today, 1 as a cele after putting one top left from half field, and then 69 in Laquisha's room.
by waffle sauce January 13, 2013
On november 9th, 1969, Paul McCartney of The Beatles supposedly died in a car crash, resulting in a long train of supposed clues in songs and on album covers after that. Examples of such clues would be what the Beatles are wearing on the cover of Abbey Road, Paul wearing a Walrus suit on the cover of Magical Mystery Tour, and the song I Am the Walrus. The term Walrus at the time meant someone who was dead, so this implied that Paul was indeed dead. Then on the White Album on the song Glass Onion (a coffin with a glass top) John Lennon sings "Well here's another clue for you all: The Walrus was Paul", meaning that Paul was supposedly dead. Of course, he's still alive and well. This was all just a hoax.
by Drew Ward August 13, 2005
walrus is a term to express how you feel about another, the case is normally in a bad way. It is also an animal known as the Odobenus.
by TheWaffle_Sir September 1, 2021
1) A large mammal with the second largest penis in the world. Spends most of its time in the ocean or sunning itself
2) Human known to wake up making incoherent sounds mixed with scratching of chest hair to atract potential mates
2) Human known to wake up making incoherent sounds mixed with scratching of chest hair to atract potential mates
by Seaworld September 9, 2007
by walruslover69 September 16, 2011
The awkward unnamed part of the face above the lip and below the nose that extends downward, in a way that a walrus mustache would.
I really wish I had a splashguard for my Nalgene because every time I drink from it, I spill water down my walrus. -JPhil
My splashguard fell in my Nalgene and I had to drink the water without it, resulting in my walrus being soaked. But the splashguard was like a prize.
You have water on your walrus.
My walrus itches.
Does Sharky have a walrus?
I wanted to go geocaching, but I had to clean my walrus first.
I really wish my walrus wasn't so sunburnt.
Are you questioning my walrus?
My splashguard fell in my Nalgene and I had to drink the water without it, resulting in my walrus being soaked. But the splashguard was like a prize.
You have water on your walrus.
My walrus itches.
Does Sharky have a walrus?
I wanted to go geocaching, but I had to clean my walrus first.
I really wish my walrus wasn't so sunburnt.
Are you questioning my walrus?
by Voyageur 1 July 31, 2011
You are about to smoke up at a party when one person begins to smoke two joints simultaneously giving the effect of a walrus. A loud "groooouugggg" sound is released on the exhale. This is valid with other smoking paraphernalia.
Dude we walrused those joints so hard last night.
Dude thats the biggest walrus I've ever seen!
Damn man, you're walrusing. You got that both shit in there.
Dude thats the biggest walrus I've ever seen!
Damn man, you're walrusing. You got that both shit in there.
by John "Legend" Peterson September 9, 2010