Vin diesel

One who's head looks like a grapefruit, with a slightly smaller grapefruit for a nose.

Wow, that really ugly bald guy looks like vin diesel.

Dude, there's a vin diesel here, we should leave

by scott douglas December 5, 2003

Vin Diesel

Variation: Vin, Yum
Adjective: An extremely buff male.
1.
a. Dazzlingly beautiful or magnificent: ‘He’s a bit Vin Diesel’
b. Characterized by magnificence or virtuosic brilliance:
2. Informal. Wonderful; delightful. Sexy. Suave. Brilliant. Gorgeous
Unfortunately the term Vin Diesel is often misused by men who aren’t themselves considered to be ‘Vins’ who can become extremely bitter and twisted. ‘Wow, that really ugly bald guy looks like vin diesel.’

Correct usage: 'I cant beleive how Vin that guy is, go ask his number!'

by Pinkeyegirl March 17, 2005

Vin diesel

a guy who couldn't act his way out of a wet paper sack

The only reason Vin Diesel keeps getting movie roles is because his chiseled physique makes teenage girls wet!

by Silky Smooth October 29, 2003

Vin Diesel

A Sextastic manly MALE who men fear, women lust after, and children look up as a hero. (Preferably bald and good at chess)

"Wow, see that humpdaddy? He could be Vin Diesel!"

"That bus filled with children was pulled from the river by a random stranger!!"
"I bet it was Vin Diesel!"

by JuliaSmooty January 8, 2006

Vin Diesel

Inexplicably shit actor.

I just saw that new Harry Potter movie. Mike Newell is to Harry Potter what Vin Diesel is to acting!

by Ross the Omnipotent December 13, 2005

Vin diesel

A newbie. Billed as the action-adventure star of the next generation, his acting really sucks. Unfortunately for all of us, most of the 'new generation' of Hollywood actors are even worse which leaves him looking surprisingly good.

Hey, at least he's not as shitty as Ice T, or an arrogant egocentric twit like Tom Cruise.

by C++ August 16, 2005

vin diesel

One word: God

Person 1: What religion is Vin Diesel?
Person 2: Vin Diesel has no religion. For Vin Diesel is God.

by fearme February 9, 2010