"Ma verge est très longue."
by Big Baller CJ January 27, 2004
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To build something to dangerously bad quality, and then attempt to erase the evidence that you ever tried. Then trying to censor anyone who talks about it, followed by attacking them on social media, and finally playing the victim.
Dude, looks like you're about to verge the fuck out of your $2000 pc build. It's gonna blow up as soon as you plug it in!
by nacho.libre February 20, 2019
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To do a "Verge" comes from the late 2018 "Tutorial Video" on how to build your own gaming computer (PC), made by the publisher "The Verge" on Youtube. The video featured a complete non-tech person trying to build a computer, all while manhandling and damaging most of the components throughout the build process. Essentially doing massive mistakes that could or will render the hardware broken.
I tried to upgrade the graphics card in my computer, but I think I did a Verge because now it won't start"
by XaeroTheHero October 23, 2019
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french for: dick, tallywacker, shlong, peter, etc.
Je suis l'homme avec le plus grand verge du monde!
by Mac Daddy Kings May 12, 2003
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Verg: to be very, to be a dog, to be a very dog, to be sad, to express sympathy for someone who is bitching about their day when you are still feeling like responding in a sincere fashion before the horrible cynicism of the interweb takes hold. Can also be used as "Sup verg?" meaning something along the lines of "What's up dude?" but with a silly little interweb twist. Various other definitions as well.

"im is verg dog"
"my naem si billy. asl plz"
"12 dog lol"
"sex plz"
*hours of pwn later*
"i leid. i wuznt 12"
"u mean i wasnt pedohphiling!?"
//me linkin parks *shoots self in head*
"lol linkin park sux lol"

Originally came from Xenon at The Friend Society. Has since been lost forever.
"sup verg?" "nm you?" "yeah same... this place is verg lame."

"im is verg dog"
by Nikolai Kryzek March 27, 2005
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a verge is an aweful old guy, who loves to "touch" teenage girls in inappropriate places. its not very commen that a verge gets caught doing so. a verge also makes female students go into his office for a talk, and makes them pleasure him in exchange for the money a verge makes selling snacks. when you see a verge walking down a hallway, you might want to walk the opposite way, very quickly before he sees you, and comes up behind you and gropes your hips. a verge is also i huge pot-head, who likes to keep bowls inside his truck. just remember, that if you see one of these so called "verges" look down, and don't make eye contact, and you SHOULD be fine.
"watch out a verge is coming"
"whats a verge?"
"ohhh just trust me.. stay away"
by lalalaloser April 17, 2008
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A nasty old man usually out to molest your children. A Verge is often seen lurking around corners, ready to snag your precious loved ones, and flop his old aged, wrinkled penis in their faces. A Verge is smarter than what you think. They have X-ray vision, and love to use it when you walk ahead of them. Beware, for a Verge can not only molest you, but once your a victim.. they come back for seconds. Stay clear of a Verge.
Hey, check out that Verge! What's he doing? Is he walking next to little Cindy? Oh wait.. Cindy look out! Ooops, shes a gonner. How sad.
by Alexis Texas April 14, 2008
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