Currently the worlds strongest Navy. Rivaled by the Russian Navy. The U.S Navy is the only military power to reach any point in the globe, whether it be on Air, Land, or Sea. This is something Army and Air Force can not say as well. The U.S Navy also have first-strike capabilities.
The U.S Navy is not gay. This stupid rumor probably started because of either 1) the Village People sang about the U.S Navy while doing very homosexual and erotic dance moves in skimpy clothing 2) The Army and Air Force are jealous the the Navy kicks their ass in football, so they spread false rumors questioning the sexuality of people in the Navy. or 3)People think that because you're on a ship for months at a time, you're somewhat more prone to becoming a homosexual.
The U.S Navy is not gay. This stupid rumor probably started because of either 1) the Village People sang about the U.S Navy while doing very homosexual and erotic dance moves in skimpy clothing 2) The Army and Air Force are jealous the the Navy kicks their ass in football, so they spread false rumors questioning the sexuality of people in the Navy. or 3)People think that because you're on a ship for months at a time, you're somewhat more prone to becoming a homosexual.
Person: Wow, look at that cop in leather pants and the Indian wearing almost nothing. They are dancing like a 14 year old teenage slut, and talking about the U.S Navy. Therefore, the U.S Navy must be gay.
Me: You're a pathetic excuse for a human being.
Army: Wow, Navy just handed our own asses in a cardboard box..AGAIN.
Air Force: Yeah man, they must be gay or something.
Army: Yeah, they probably are gay.
Person: Look at Steve, he's been on a ship for months now sailing in the Atlantic.
Person #2: Yeah, being cramped up all on a ship with other men must make him be more of a homosexual.
Person: Probably!
Person #3: You guys are just jealous that Steve has been to every single European country that touches water, seen more than you will ever see in your life, and has a hot French girlfriend that he met while in France.
Person: NO!
Person #3: Well, both of you are still virgins. You still lose.
Person #2: :(
Me: You're a pathetic excuse for a human being.
Army: Wow, Navy just handed our own asses in a cardboard box..AGAIN.
Air Force: Yeah man, they must be gay or something.
Army: Yeah, they probably are gay.
Person: Look at Steve, he's been on a ship for months now sailing in the Atlantic.
Person #2: Yeah, being cramped up all on a ship with other men must make him be more of a homosexual.
Person: Probably!
Person #3: You guys are just jealous that Steve has been to every single European country that touches water, seen more than you will ever see in your life, and has a hot French girlfriend that he met while in France.
Person: NO!
Person #3: Well, both of you are still virgins. You still lose.
Person #2: :(
by USNA2013 May 5, 2008
A language named English, which originated in England. The Americans have changed the language to be different and sever their ties with England. These days, Americans believe they created the English language and believe their way of speaking English is correct. This is not the case however, as the English language originates from England. Therefore, if you're ever told by an American that you're speaking English incorrectly, you have the right to say that they have no right to tell you that "US English" is correct, and you're speaking their language wrong.
American: OH MY GOD, I love the color of your dress!
English Person: It's COLOUR. With a U!
American: Umm, that's so wrong! There is no U.
English Person: The clue is in the name, English! England! I'm correct you idiot yank!
American: Whatever... American people are better than you stinking Brits...
English Person: I'm English. Not British.
U.S English, the incorrect variation on standard English.
English Person: It's COLOUR. With a U!
American: Umm, that's so wrong! There is no U.
English Person: The clue is in the name, English! England! I'm correct you idiot yank!
American: Whatever... American people are better than you stinking Brits...
English Person: I'm English. Not British.
U.S English, the incorrect variation on standard English.
by King Donkeyfuck April 2, 2015
A question always asked by Canadians when given a price for something in the US. Especially asked before the exchange rate was better for them (2002 - 2005).
Salesman: I will sell you that new Mercedes AMG55 for $35,000
Canadian: Is that in U.S. Dollars?
Salesman: Of course it is pecker neck. If it was Canadian it would be like $6,000.
Canadian: Oh.
Canadian: Is that in U.S. Dollars?
Salesman: Of course it is pecker neck. If it was Canadian it would be like $6,000.
Canadian: Oh.
by Frainslug March 21, 2007
by Samson Hussein April 23, 2006
A very loyal, frightless, and strong soilder for the United States Marine Corps.
12 Weeks of brutal, fierce, and mind toddeling training with the best. Also the strongest and proudest out of all armed forces. Their the first sent into battle and the last to come out. USAF veterans and wannabes can say all they want about the USMC and how USAF is stronger, but look at it this way, the Air Force is in the air with nukes at the click of a finger and will fall back when shot or locked on by a missile and cannot save other Allie Air Crafts, but Marines are on the ground, with limited ammo, a M-16, a Pistol, few grenades, and a knife, out in war for hours, days, weeks, months, without returning to base, and they can save and help other soilders and will take 20 bullets to the chest just to save his/her fellow Marine friend. Never underestimate the power and will of the United States Marines. HOO RAH!!!
12 Weeks of brutal, fierce, and mind toddeling training with the best. Also the strongest and proudest out of all armed forces. Their the first sent into battle and the last to come out. USAF veterans and wannabes can say all they want about the USMC and how USAF is stronger, but look at it this way, the Air Force is in the air with nukes at the click of a finger and will fall back when shot or locked on by a missile and cannot save other Allie Air Crafts, but Marines are on the ground, with limited ammo, a M-16, a Pistol, few grenades, and a knife, out in war for hours, days, weeks, months, without returning to base, and they can save and help other soilders and will take 20 bullets to the chest just to save his/her fellow Marine friend. Never underestimate the power and will of the United States Marines. HOO RAH!!!
Air Force Recruit - I GOT TO SHOOT SOME BULLETS OUT OF A AIR CRAFT TODAY YOU STUPID MARINE!!!
"U.S. Marine" - Knocks the fuck out of the Recruit, "I just saved 37 soilders, killed 197 OP, and got shot 4 times in the leg, arm, and chest. Then carried my brother 6 miles on my shoulder just to get water for him. "Spits on recruites face. "HOO RAH!"
"U.S. Marine" - Knocks the fuck out of the Recruit, "I just saved 37 soilders, killed 197 OP, and got shot 4 times in the leg, arm, and chest. Then carried my brother 6 miles on my shoulder just to get water for him. "Spits on recruites face. "HOO RAH!"
by xAvery360x January 27, 2009
The largest and oldest branch of the US Military. Solely responsible for winning the revolutionary war and winning the freedom of the US of A. Has taken more casualties then all other branches of the US military COMBINED!!!!!including the fucking marines (small caps used on purpose). In fact, for every marine who has ever died for his country, 16- count them six motherfucking teen) US Army Soldiers have died defending this country. of the top 20 battles fought to determine whether or not this country would exist, every one was fought and won by the the US Army. That is why it is 1st in order of precedence when the
branch of the military are shown (i.e,... Branch flags). JSYK!!!!
branch of the military are shown (i.e,... Branch flags). JSYK!!!!
by yummybeans July 13, 2014