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The Teleprompter is performed by imagining another sexual partner during intercourse. To pull of the teleprompter successfully, you repeatedly say the wrong name and lines during sex.
(Chet and Mary having sex)

Chet: Ohh that's right Ashley!
Chet: Today I went to dinner and then suck me off
Mary: What?
Chet: Shut up Maggie
by Ted Palansky April 18, 2005

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