5 definitions by Ted Palansky

Blood Bath

1. A hellacious and graphic murder that results in blood dripping all over the walls and puddles of blood of all sizes across the floor.

2. Aggresive deflowering of a virgin.

3. Can also be used to describe someone who got their ass kicked.

4. An Awkward bath time experience.

1. This guy must've been pissed off, he sure left one hell of a blood bath to be cleaned up.

2. Jon: I took no mercy on her and enjoyed a blood bath.
Hank: You sick fuck.

3. I beat his face in so bad that he was taking a blood bath.

4. I thought I was going to have a relaxing bathe, till I noticed the tub was full o' blood.

by Ted Palansky April 19, 2005

The Teleprompter

The Teleprompter is performed by imagining another sexual partner during intercourse. To pull of the teleprompter successfully, you repeatedly say the wrong name and lines during sex.

(Chet and Mary having sex)

Chet: Ohh that's right Ashley!
Chet: Today I went to dinner and then suck me off
Mary: What?
Chet: Shut up Maggie

by Ted Palansky April 19, 2005

git r done

Made wildly popular by a fat, non-funny redneck comedian, this fucking phrase swept across the country, being abused and repeated by other skanky rednecks.

During sexual intercourse..

Mae: Come on hun, git r done!
Bob: Darlin I'm tryin my bestest!
Frank: (in the corner) WOO Bob Git R Done!!
Bob: Fuckin A GIT R DONE

Bob and Frank then beat Mae up.

by Ted Palansky April 18, 2005

flesh melons

big, round, juicy tits

fat girls do not have these!!!

Gary: Did you see the flesh melons on that babe?
Bill: I would've sucked the sin out of them!

by Ted Palansky April 18, 2005

stone insertion

These are stones that are inserted into vaginas after having sex in the woods.

A boulder is not a good stone insertion, neither is a pebble.

Susan: Be easy with this stone insertion, the last one carved me up pretty good.

by Ted Palansky April 19, 2005