Being in such a paralytic state from the mass consumption of alcohol that when you reach the toilet you are usually slumped down hugging the bowl and screaming 'Oh God!' into the shit abyss in between violent bouts of upchuck.
by Top of the vomit August 26, 2009
To have an out of stomach experience while placing ones head inside a toilet bowl. Anyone listening at the door might hear the name of Huey (or perhaps Ralph) being called upon repeatedly.
by Aaaardvark November 26, 2006
I had a few too many wobbley pops last night and I spent all morning saying hi to Ralph on the big white telephone.
by northerner1 September 25, 2007
by distinctneon3847 February 2, 2023
: marked fondness for or obsession with telephoning afflicted with the telephonitis … common to all teen-agers— J. S. Qualey.
When she drinks too much she has telephone itis. My teenage son got home from school today and all of a sudden he had telephone itis.
by Jenyrose October 23, 2022
“Melissa sent you a foursquare request”
Teacher: Melissa we are at the class wth?! You are a true telephonizer!
Teacher: Melissa we are at the class wth?! You are a true telephonizer!
by MamaStella January 29, 2018
Person 1: What did you do last night ?
Person 2: Oh, i just talked on the phone with my cousin. He's a telephone pisser.
Person 2: Oh, i just talked on the phone with my cousin. He's a telephone pisser.
by funamazinggirl November 27, 2009