Stonely

The act of smoking weed when you are lonely to achieve a high that will make the loneliness not so bad.

Paul's family and girlfriend were out of town and he was home all alone, he couldn't think of anything better to do so he smoked some herb weed and became very stonely. Everything was then OK.

by creativenate88 July 14, 2011

Stoned

The state of total nirvana.
feeling completely on top of the world.
when you cant think right. forget things in 4 minutes. super hungry. laughing at everything. talking in a weird voice.

Person- man im so stoned. ON FUCK WHERE ARE MY HANDS?

Person- What the meanings of toenails, man?
Person #2- Dude you are stoned.

by Probation Kills July 16, 2008

on stone

equivalent to saying: dead serious, truth, forreal

she ugly as fuck on stone
on stone ima beat that bitch

by Jbarbie20 January 31, 2012

in stone

Like saying facts or TRUTH except way more official

Person one: Pizza is the perfect balance of all life’s greatest attributes.

Person two: Yessss. That’s in stone!

by ShoulderBoulder December 16, 2019

A Stone

It's a rock, what'd you expect? Well, another word for rock. I don't know! You should already know what a stone is!

Luigi: Mario! Look what I made!
Mario: That's a stone Luigi, you didn't make it.

by Scramptomtans September 9, 2018

Stoned

When one is killed as a form of capital punishment where a group throws stones at a person until death ensues.

Man 1: Yo I got so high last night and fucked this bitch last night...
Man 2: What! Adultery!?! Stone him!
(Crowd proceeds to pick up rocks and throw them at Man 1 until Man 1 is completely stoned to death.)

by Abraham101 March 20, 2013

stoned

the greatest feeling on the planet. achieved by the smoking of the cannabis plant which can be purchased from a dealer near you

"if im you, and youre them, and im her, but theyre me, who does that make us?"
"erm... man dis would b so much easier if i wasnt stoned"

by its a dopedate August 23, 2007