Top Definition
Oh no...I've got...the splats.
by 13 March 26, 2003
slang term for a woman either coming onto, or currently being on her period.
Chris: Man, I was all up for fucking kirsty last night, but then she goes and tells me she's on the splat

Jake: dude, i'm eating.
by drivingat30_sue January 12, 2009
The fat version of the splits.
Jeff: That cheerleader may be fat as hell, but she is incredible at doing the splats.
by Meldon October 25, 2009

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