shrub slashing

the act of giving a female vaginal tears during sexual intercourse

dan said my cock is so huge he bets im in the shrub slashing business

by G-Funk July 17, 2003

shrub grub

a penis that doesn't stick out as far as the bush.

When Rob pulled down his pants I was mortified to find a shrub grub.

by shana a October 15, 2008

"I didn't have children until the two shrub rub."

by replicant5k September 11, 2009

1. When one male's pubic hair is longer than his actually genitalia (penis).
2. When an Asexual has pubic hair.

Dang that male stripper ain't got anything in his speedo, but his pubes are poking out. Yep thats a big ole' nub shrub.

by weirdstuff June 18, 2015

by Huge G. Minga October 10, 2007

It's when you hate this bitch and you think she is ugly as fuck

Hey bitch your a fucking shrub

by LaPier January 21, 2016

person of dubious habits esp. at time of full moon see (word) Gimblett

stop acting like a shrub rocketeer you twat