screw

Euphemism for fuck. Anyway you use it.

Screw you.
You're screwed.
That's pretty screwy (fucked up).
Wanna screw?
I can't find a screw...
(... seriously. If you're looking for fucking screws, you're never gonna get laid. So you're desperately looking for a fuck. Cause nails work better... or I just desperately wanted this definition to work. I think screwed this definitions ratings)

by ~The Nameless One~ May 20, 2005

Screwing

1. The act of having sex with a partner

2. Messing around, or being foolish

1. Luke: I was screwing Jessica until she screamed with pleasure.

2. Boss: Quit screwing around and get to work!

by LetsTacoBoutSexBaby May 4, 2018

screws

a disrespectful slang term used by prisoners to describe prison officers.

The screws beat me up real good the other nite

by Shane Smith May 8, 2005

screwing

the art of using your dick to ram either a pussy, an asshole, or a watermelon.

I was rammin that fuckin pussy last night. Since she didn't lemme cum, i fucked my own ass and then a huge watermelon.

by steve-o June 6, 2003

Screw

It means you wanna fuck somebody right up

Come on baby I wanna screw you

by ~Milo~ December 14, 2019

screwed

1. To be in serious trouble.
2. A word describing something in a state of disrepair.
3. A word to describe a person who is heavily under the influence of alcohol and/or narcotic material, to an extent where it affects their behavioural patterns.

1. "When my parents found out I killed their parrot, I'm screwed!"
2. "Wow, someone screwed that car up pretty bad!"
3. "Wow, that guy is screwed!"

by Tom September 17, 2003

to be screwed

To be in big trouble. Someone who tried and failed big time.

To be screwed
Eg. The cops caught me speeding today. This is my third offense so I'm screwed.

by Heleckie November 2, 2013