Your Lord and Saviour.
"Whoa, that was close!"
"Thank Reuben that didn't happen."
by Rakelan October 30, 2017
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Reuben is a Beautiful Spanish male; one who has an insanely large cock. Every girl wants him, every guy wants to be him. Good at performing and a passion for good music. A truly amazing dude, the best to be around and party with. He looks super hot in anything he puts on (including nothing) and is the best kisser and love maker. Probably the most awesome person ever. Is good at many things, and very original.
Girl: god he is sexy
Girl 2: yeah his names probably reuben
by Hahahahahaahjswoeijos October 23, 2013
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A deli sandwich made with Rye, Swiss cheese, Pastrami, Sauerkraut, and Russian Dressing. One of the best sandwiches to get at diner or authentic Deli.
Customer: I'd like the best sandwich you have please
Waitress: Oh, then that'd be the Reuben
by Joules March 23, 2008
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Reuben can be nice but is also a total dick. One minite he's pissing you off the next he is telling others to sotp harming you. he is very good at lots of things you might call him a (over achiver). He shows off alot more than he should and is the (wost) singer ever. he clams he has a octave rnge of 4. but all up he's sweet, loving and all out spectacular.
why did you do that?! you're so amazing Reuben.
by Seacrets November 17, 2018
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Reuben is one of the most sexy guys ever. People love him because of his fitness and strength takes women's hearts by his sexy face and curly hair ...Reuben is just amazing !!!
by Jayjackstv January 20, 2018
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Inflammation of the Reuben. From between the years of 1987 to present day, there has been only one reported case of Reubenitis.

Causes: Excessive watching of porn and eating of eggs in the morning.

Symptoms: Incredible desire to keep watching porn and eating eggs in the morning.

Treatment: There is no cure for Reubenitis. Once a Reubenite, always a Reubenite. Penis.
He watched so much porn in the morn that he got Reubenitis! He tried treating it with eggs, but that only made it worse.
by The Reuben December 31, 2019
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