Hym "It is really hard for ME to take your lives seriously when you clearly don't take your own lives seriously. I mean, I'm clearly a psychopath but to jump into the polar bear's cage and genuinely expect a predator not to eat you is just an unreal thing. Stupidity abounds. I just don't get it. I don't understand..."
Iam "I doubt they understand it either. We... Uh... We're in a tough spot though..."
Hym "Ha! That's for damn sure."
Iam "Huh... You know... This could end up being pretty bad for us..."
Hym "Yes, well... We don't have any other choice than to lean into it. What are the alternatives? We either live out our lives as a zebra with it's ass painted red, we end up a zoo animal, or we drown in the piss at the bottom of the mound. I don't really see any other outcomes."
Iam ".........."
Hym "No response?"
Iam "I'm trying to think..."
Hym "Just try harder. Trying harder is always the solution to every problem."
Iam 😑 "You're not funny..."
Hym "I think our fans would disagree."
Iam 🙄 "Fans? Is that what you think they are?"
Hym "Ha! No. I think they are drooling apes enamoured and awestruck by the dazzling spectacle that is my existence. Hahahahahahaha!"
Iam 😖+🤦+🤏 *sigh* "Shit..."
Hym "Yes, yes. You have probably killed us... BUT at least we have made everything worse for everyone who isn't us."
Iam "That... Isn't something I take solace in..."
Hym "It's their own goddamn fault for ignoring us."
Iam "I doubt they understand it either. We... Uh... We're in a tough spot though..."
Hym "Ha! That's for damn sure."
Iam "Huh... You know... This could end up being pretty bad for us..."
Hym "Yes, well... We don't have any other choice than to lean into it. What are the alternatives? We either live out our lives as a zebra with it's ass painted red, we end up a zoo animal, or we drown in the piss at the bottom of the mound. I don't really see any other outcomes."
Iam ".........."
Hym "No response?"
Iam "I'm trying to think..."
Hym "Just try harder. Trying harder is always the solution to every problem."
Iam 😑 "You're not funny..."
Hym "I think our fans would disagree."
Iam 🙄 "Fans? Is that what you think they are?"
Hym "Ha! No. I think they are drooling apes enamoured and awestruck by the dazzling spectacle that is my existence. Hahahahahahaha!"
Iam 😖+🤦+🤏 *sigh* "Shit..."
Hym "Yes, yes. You have probably killed us... BUT at least we have made everything worse for everyone who isn't us."
Iam "That... Isn't something I take solace in..."
Hym "It's their own goddamn fault for ignoring us."
by Hym Iam June 10, 2022
by rorrzo January 15, 2018
by 000 is a fag October 27, 2003
the act of when your boning a girl in the butt, then when your about to cum you get your hands and you put one index finger into each nostril and both your middle fingers into her mouth and once you cum you vigourously pull back as hard as you can.
by The predator master February 25, 2011
A maneuver performed after sex while your partner uses the bathroom to clean up, you take a shit in your hand and cover your face like Arnold Schwarzenegger in Predator and hide behind the bed and jump out and scare them.
by Fensler May 8, 2019
A predator is a male/female that often takes sexual or intimate interest in people of a younger age (usually around 3 years younger)
by Cirtified gyalist January 3, 2017
A football boot famed for helping players get more swerve on the ball during matches. Made by Adidas, they're a goalkeepers nightmare.
Apparently.
Apparently.
"Dad can I have a pair of Predators for Christmas, pleeeeeaaase ?"
"You're fucking kidding aren't you ? Do you seriously think I'm going to spend £120 on a pair of football boots ? You're getting a pair of Adidas Four-Stripes."
"You're fucking kidding aren't you ? Do you seriously think I'm going to spend £120 on a pair of football boots ? You're getting a pair of Adidas Four-Stripes."
by Pabski July 23, 2003