A "Perfect Storm" occurs during intercourse, when an individual pisses on his or her partner, farts in their face, then slaps them so hard that they see stars. The piss represents the the rain, the fart represents thunder, and the stars they see represent lightning. Thus creating a "perfect storm".
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I was mad at my girlfriend last night, so during sex I gave her a "Perfect Storm".
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by GlApp Money Shot March 29, 2009
When an individual sits down on the toilet and anticipates a "no wipe" condition. In doing so they flush the toilet as the bowl exits the colon and in a brief maneuver they stand up and exit the room, often in the amount of time it takes just to just take a leak.
by Surf Taco January 18, 2010
When, while puking from intoxication, you lose control of your bodily functions and end up peeing and shitting yourself while you continue to puke your guts out. Every primary orifice is accounted for (crying is optional).
Man, last night Dave was puking when I realized he was shitting himself and pissing his pants at the SAME TIME. It was a perfect storm.
by darkdaven November 27, 2007
a cyclical and longlasting force of nature where a combination of AD and IP produces an irrestible force that creates unbridled degrees of fun, love, and sexual passion.
by Paul Pubiere February 5, 2010
This happens when you're banging a real fatty. As you watch the rippling effects of her rolls with each thrust, the feeling of being drenched, off balance, out of control, and in danger, give you the sense of being George Clooney's character during The Perfect Storm. Also known as Surfing.
by PoloSportCondoms.com June 7, 2005
A term, unfortunately still in use, which denotes any effect having causes. It is not old enough to be regarded as archaic, but unquestionably is worn out.
Unable to have an original thought, due to having ignored 12 years of free public education, he described one of the events of his life as, "A perfect storm." That, of course, really wasn't a description, but everyone listening thought it was.
by wordschmidt February 2, 2011
when you have to take a fatty crap. most likely includes explosive diarrhea and erupts loudly (and sometimes with liquid) into the toilet. check for splatter.
by chonte April 18, 2004