by Meg March 1, 2005
by I, Wreckerrr April 21, 2021
A skins-type teen who originates from Oxford. Usually from schools such as Cherwell, Magdalen, Leckford, Abingdon, Oxford High, Cokethorpe (at a push) etc. Extremely sociable, found wandering around oxford's streets after midnight in a drunken manner most weekends.
Characteristics include:
-Being able to talk about the pros and cons of shisha for 20 mins
- Having at least one moomoos/shakeaway loyalty card stuck on the wall.
- Knowing how to escape from uni parks when it gets locked at midnight
- Having the ability to tell another Oxford Kid a tree in uni parks.. and the kid knows exactly which one it is
- Knowing that turl street mews is the only place to go for cigarettes.
- HMV is the undisputed meeting place for ANYTHING.
- You find yourself on cowley or iffley road most weekends
- You know/ know of just about everyone you meet who is your age.
- You hate every single teddies student. and they hate you back.
Characteristics include:
-Being able to talk about the pros and cons of shisha for 20 mins
- Having at least one moomoos/shakeaway loyalty card stuck on the wall.
- Knowing how to escape from uni parks when it gets locked at midnight
- Having the ability to tell another Oxford Kid a tree in uni parks.. and the kid knows exactly which one it is
- Knowing that turl street mews is the only place to go for cigarettes.
- HMV is the undisputed meeting place for ANYTHING.
- You find yourself on cowley or iffley road most weekends
- You know/ know of just about everyone you meet who is your age.
- You hate every single teddies student. and they hate you back.
Teddies student 1: Have you seen the new girl?
Teddies student 2: Oh my goodness yes! She's a complete oxford kid .
Teddies student 2: Oh my goodness yes! She's a complete oxford kid .
by shishalover. March 23, 2010
That other shit serious-ass dictionary fo wise motherfuckers
Only used by guys who want to establish their intellectual superiority
Only used by guys who want to establish their intellectual superiority
Dude 1: What be the Hadron Collider m8?
Dude 2: Check it out in the oxford dictionary.
Dude 1: Du I luck like a smart muddafuka to you m8?
Dude 2: Check it out in the oxford dictionary.
Dude 1: Du I luck like a smart muddafuka to you m8?
by the handle October 8, 2014
1) The situation of an absence of horse-bodied men from the old English city of Oxford.
2) An exclamation caused by a ridiculous long-term belief being realised to be impossible.
2) An exclamation caused by a ridiculous long-term belief being realised to be impossible.
1) "I haven't seen any of those horse-bodied men about this city of gleaming spires lately..."
"Well of course, there are no centaurs in Oxford!"
2) "What?! The Moon isn't made of cheese?"
"Isn't that obvious? There are no centaurs in Oxford!"
"Well of course, there are no centaurs in Oxford!"
2) "What?! The Moon isn't made of cheese?"
"Isn't that obvious? There are no centaurs in Oxford!"
by Thursday0901 March 13, 2012
The Oxford Girl is an elusive creature; the closest many have got is through a man whose brother said he knew a man who knew The Oxford Girl...
Many questions have been asked about her such as; did she pay a price for making them look twice? Did she pass them by? Did she dare to meet their eye? Did she scorn them all and did they understand?
There were also allegations that she was a grief to her father, a lover to her brother, temptation to her betters and unfaithful to her lover.
She says she never had a chance to prove them wrong and in my opinion we shouldn't listen to the gossip and someone like Oyster Band should write a song about her. She's just that amazing
Many questions have been asked about her such as; did she pay a price for making them look twice? Did she pass them by? Did she dare to meet their eye? Did she scorn them all and did they understand?
There were also allegations that she was a grief to her father, a lover to her brother, temptation to her betters and unfaithful to her lover.
She says she never had a chance to prove them wrong and in my opinion we shouldn't listen to the gossip and someone like Oyster Band should write a song about her. She's just that amazing
"Hey, you know The Oxford Girl?"
"No :( but I met a man whose brother said he knew a man who knew The Oxford Girl"
"WOW I think I'm a little bit in love with her."
"Yea me too!" legends
"No :( but I met a man whose brother said he knew a man who knew The Oxford Girl"
"WOW I think I'm a little bit in love with her."
"Yea me too!" legends
by mustang kitty August 20, 2010
Eminem: I am not carrying an Oxford dictionary ATM, I just coincidentally know what coup de grâce means.
Everyone: k
Everyone: k
by Retarded21 January 4, 2019