A band made in Heaven and handed down to mankind to aid in making life worthwhile, particularly in the context of the times when it was. Quite possibly the best musical group to ever grace the Earth, The Offspring combine elements of Punk, Grunge, and Pop rock, along with intelligent themes, meaningful lyrics, and a very unique style. While this group is quite underrated, it seems to retain some of its "underground" air.
Person with taste: The Offspring kick so much ass!
Idiotic Loser: No, they suck. I like Linkin Park.
Person with taste: You should probably go and check to see if you are mentally retarded.
Fact - The Offspring eats Linkin Parks, pukes Lady Gagas and Justin Biebers, and shits Nicklebacks.
Idiotic Loser: No, they suck. I like Linkin Park.
Person with taste: You should probably go and check to see if you are mentally retarded.
Fact - The Offspring eats Linkin Parks, pukes Lady Gagas and Justin Biebers, and shits Nicklebacks.
by aquajerk/surly October 28, 2011
"And it feels, and it feels like heaven's so far away" -Gone Away (from Ixnay on the Hombre) THE OFFSPRING ROCK!
by Floridagirl1015 June 30, 2010
by Stinston March 17, 2009
A punk rock band with a lot of good songs. Has sadly been picked up by "punk" emo Gen Z'rs. Give the greatest hits album a listen.
Was featured heavily in Crazy Taxy.
Was featured heavily in Crazy Taxy.
Person 1: Hey man you listen to the Offspring?
Person 2: Yeah, they have some classics.
Person 3: Damn straight.
Person 2: Yeah, they have some classics.
Person 3: Damn straight.
by Hirsc January 23, 2018
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You are your Mother and Father’s offspring. Offspring is an animal’s young that is produced as a result of sexual intercourse. When applied to humans, offspring is a person’s child or children.
The production of offspring is only possible through sex between a male and a female, also known as heterosexual sex. Thus, heterosexual sex is essential to the survival of humans and the vast majority of animal species, because if there were no new offspring then humans and animals would cease to exist.
Reproduction is the process of producing offspring.
In some animals such as starfish and wasps, offspring are produced asexually.
The production of offspring is only possible through sex between a male and a female, also known as heterosexual sex. Thus, heterosexual sex is essential to the survival of humans and the vast majority of animal species, because if there were no new offspring then humans and animals would cease to exist.
Reproduction is the process of producing offspring.
In some animals such as starfish and wasps, offspring are produced asexually.
by Always striving for Accuracy September 20, 2019
A fuckin awesome band that a lot of ppl just don't take the time to listen to and learn to appreciate their music, which, by the way, is like an orgasm for the ears! Whoever disagrees can suck my balls.
Some Dick: Man, the Offspring suck!
Someone with Taste: Hey, fuck you man! They kick ass! You can suck my balls!
Someone with Taste: Hey, fuck you man! They kick ass! You can suck my balls!
by fastacious July 29, 2005