When you fuck a chic from behind, when your about to cum spit on her back. When she turns around cum in her eyes and she'll stagger away not able to see and moaning.
by Ryan July 15, 2004
a word that white people say in place of Nigger. completely unracist, just useful for rapping along to songs
"just got rich, took a broke mummy's bitch, i could make a broke bitch rich"
"i ain't saying she a golddigger, but she ain't messin with no broke mummies"
"my mummy my mummy (ay)"
"i ain't saying she a golddigger, but she ain't messin with no broke mummies"
"my mummy my mummy (ay)"
by paradoxpops September 23, 2014
To wrap a U-shaped public toilet seat with toilet paper when toilet seat covers are unavailable. An alternative to laying toilet paper on the seat prior to taking a crap, with the added benefit of not sticking to your ass when you get up.
Yeah, I had to take a crap in the train station today. The seat was gross, but I gave it the mummy before I sat down.
by ManchVegasMan September 7, 2011
Middle English mummie powdered parts of a mummified body used as a drug, from Middle French momie, from Medieval Latin mumia mummy, powdered mummy, from Arabic mumiyah bitumen, mummy, from Persian mum wax
Date: 1615
1 a : a body embalmed or treated for burial with preservatives in the manner of the ancient Egyptians b : a body unusually well preserved
Date: 1615
1 a : a body embalmed or treated for burial with preservatives in the manner of the ancient Egyptians b : a body unusually well preserved
by hobo powers August 25, 2003
Noun- A leather faced hag that has endured decades of harsh bar conditions. Appears to be in good shape due to the tightness of her clothing that holds her together. Has an uncanny ability to gain entrance to any bar/club. Her race is unidentifiable due to years of passing out on the beach and tide water battering her against the sand causing deep ravine like wrinkles.
by sadeeki85 June 2, 2014
Dan: I hate when I bust a nut and almost giving myself a case of the Cheese Mummies.
Arin: Yo bro, I Cheese Mummy myself daily.
Arin: Yo bro, I Cheese Mummy myself daily.
by Plurmp "Dankenstein" McFlurten November 25, 2017
When a guy cumms on strips of toilet paper and his partner proceeds to wrap themselves in the wet strips
by Cactus wank August 12, 2016