A total badass that every man wants to be when they get older. His commercials show just how pussified society has become in the past 50 years.
"I dont always drink beer, but when I do I prefer Dos Equis."
"Stay thirsty my friends."
Quoted from The Most Interesting Man in the World
The new Chuck Norris.
He has amassed an incredibly large DVD library, and it is said that he never once alphabetized it.
If he were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there.
When it is raining, it is because he is thinking about something sad.
The pheremones he secretes have been known to affect people miles away, in a slight, but measurable way.
He once punched a magician... That's right, you heard me.
His blood smells like cologne.
His hands feel like rich, brown suede.
He is the most interesting man in the world.
the most interesting man in the world isn't defined... yet