Person 1: My life is over!
Person 2: Hey.. always be hopeful!
Person 1: I'd rather be mopeful, thanks.
Person 2: Hey.. always be hopeful!
Person 1: I'd rather be mopeful, thanks.
by IamIshmael August 21, 2009
Referring to a fat girl a guy has slept with or would sleep with but denies it venomously, especially to his friends. He may even ignore her completely unless she is naked on top of his dick. Origin: "Why’s a fat girl like a moped? They're a lot of fun to ride, but you wouldn't want your friends to see you on one."
"I think Mike has been riding a Moped."
"She has the hots for you, she might be fat and ugly but she's still a Moped"
"She has the hots for you, she might be fat and ugly but she's still a Moped"
by Julie the Queen November 12, 2007
A person who resembles and carries the characteristics of a sloth. They never want to do anything fun and drudge around all day. Tend to be very quiet and sulky. Comparable to a Negative Nancy.
Dam stop being such a mope do something for once.
Mope: Uh i dont feel like doing anything today... I'm tired... I have to study on a friday night.
Mope: Uh i dont feel like doing anything today... I'm tired... I have to study on a friday night.
by Mil Waukee May 11, 2009
Some call them "mopes", but the male performers who do some of the dirtiest work in porn -- the blow-bangs, the pile-ups, the spuzz-athons - are more than meatsticks with a cel phone.
by Peter Kbh August 17, 2009
the urge to do absolutely nothing. the ultimate laziness usually accompanied by a plain white tee, loafers, and sweats.
Man, me and my boy been moping all day.
This rain is making me want to mope all day.
Wow, we have successfully moped the day away.
This rain is making me want to mope all day.
Wow, we have successfully moped the day away.
by hodge6 January 11, 2012
A moped is a person you are having fun dating, but would never want your friends or family to meet because they are ugly or a total loser.
Like a moped your date is fun to ride, but you would never want your friends or family to see you on it.
Like a moped your date is fun to ride, but you would never want your friends or family to see you on it.
I've been seeing a girl for several months, but I can never introduce her to my friends or family because they would make fun of me because she is a total moped.
by Pooktastic August 31, 2009