Mont

Affectionate name for the state of Vermont.

I'm going home to Mont tonight.

by GreenMonter March 15, 2005

monte

A person who resembles a caveman in any way, shape, or form.

Peter: Oh man!!! This 7 ft. tall fat hairy guy with gingivitis came running after me with a giant spoon, but tripped over his long entangled ass hair.

Mat: Sounds like a real monte!

by Josh January 12, 2004

Mont

A girl or guy who looking a mess

Damn man look behind you that girl is mont!!!

by Mikke October 13, 2007

Mont-Louied

Crushing up a pill(Vicodin, Molly etc...) and putting in a damp paper towel. Than inserting paper towel into ones anus.

Oh shit I'm all fucked up! I Mont-Louied a molly 20 minutes ago and its got me feeling some type a way!

by noyc2013 October 25, 2013

Sloppy Montes

The act of being an annoying grease ball at a party whilst believing everyone else thinks you're hot.

Fred - "See that dirty gutta over there?"
Ted - "Yea she is really being a Sloppy Montes."

by SpecialDelivery1 March 8, 2012

messy mont

the act of eating ass and then cyphing with and uninformed squad

"yo brandon pulled a messy mont on us and we don't fuck with him anymore"

by thicc101 March 11, 2018

Chill Mont

Meaning to tell someone to calm down or stop lying

Someone is telling a far fetched story that no one believes. You simply hit them with a "CHILL MONT".

by Princess ST May 16, 2008