A person who flirts with as many people as possible, and then rejects those who inevitably fall in love. Stems from an unhealthy low self-esteem, as they want to feel loved by as many people as possible, regardless of whether or not they actually like said people. Originated from the idea that people don't know whether a mongoose eats a snake or a snake eats a mongoose.
1 - I think I've fallen in love with you...
2 - Oh... well, sorry, I don't feel the same.
1 - What? But you've given me all the signals!
2 - Oh yeah, haha, I tend to do that. ^^
1 - You're such a mongoose. :'(
2 - Excuse me?
2 - Oh... well, sorry, I don't feel the same.
1 - What? But you've given me all the signals!
2 - Oh yeah, haha, I tend to do that. ^^
1 - You're such a mongoose. :'(
2 - Excuse me?
by disastrophe March 28, 2009
by L’thurrgg July 5, 2021
1) Someone who constantly acts like a clown and is slightly retarded.
2) A more politically correct alternative to mongole - a word related to the country of Mongolia
2) Also a small furry creature
2) A more politically correct alternative to mongole - a word related to the country of Mongolia
2) Also a small furry creature
1) Facey, give me back my watermelon you mongoose!
2) That mongoose is gonna get kicked outta school
3) Your mother's a mongoose!
2) That mongoose is gonna get kicked outta school
3) Your mother's a mongoose!
by Adrian Glenn October 23, 2005
Like the vehicle in Halo, a mongoose is that one bro who every girl knows is there but no one wants to ride.
by claymor1515 November 28, 2011
by Myaahh April 24, 2015
The name for a girl who is the village bicycle but a mongoose has pegs there for more than one person can take a ride at any given time making her even more of a slut
by You keyed my truck August 17, 2004
verb - to put both your arms and legs into the arm holes of a hoodie. with your head in the hood. leaving just your ass sticking out in the air.
before i got onto the elevator i decided to go mongoosing. so put my hoodie on in such ways. when arriving in the elevator i asked for somebody to hit floor three. arriving at my destination, i summersalted off.
by poopymcpooppoop July 24, 2009