A scientifically tested theory that proves the following:
1) If you are driving a motor vehicle in the passing lane of a highway and are suddenly forced to slow down because of a slow moving vehicle, 9 times out of 10 the vehicle causing the slowing is a minivan.
2) If you are driving a motor vehicle in any lane of a highway or throughfare and another vehicle is tailgating you, there is a likely probability that the vehicle is a minivan and the driver is a MALE that is pissed off that he is driving a minivan.
The following observations conclude the following:
No matter what, Minivans will never aid your driving experience and will always make it worse in every instance.
1) If you are driving a motor vehicle in the passing lane of a highway and are suddenly forced to slow down because of a slow moving vehicle, 9 times out of 10 the vehicle causing the slowing is a minivan.
2) If you are driving a motor vehicle in any lane of a highway or throughfare and another vehicle is tailgating you, there is a likely probability that the vehicle is a minivan and the driver is a MALE that is pissed off that he is driving a minivan.
The following observations conclude the following:
No matter what, Minivans will never aid your driving experience and will always make it worse in every instance.
Of course! A woman driving a minivan 30 miles an hour on the interstate. Do you need any further proof of minivan theory?
by ragemeek March 22, 2007
Related to the shocker, (two in the pink, one in the stink), Mom's minivan is performed with two fingers in the "pink" and a fist in the "stink."
Lady: Wanna do something special tonight, sweetie?
Lady's Partner: Sure honey! Would you like to try out Mom's minivan?
Lady: Golly, that sounds swell! Why would an act be called such a silly thing, though?
Lady's Partner: You know...two in the front, FIVE IN THE BACK!!!
Lady's Partner: Sure honey! Would you like to try out Mom's minivan?
Lady: Golly, that sounds swell! Why would an act be called such a silly thing, though?
Lady's Partner: You know...two in the front, FIVE IN THE BACK!!!
by EwwGirls September 3, 2010
Me: Dude, I totally gave Lisa a Mexican Minivan last night!
Jim: How was it?
Me: Awesome, except i clenched my fist after it was inside, pulled out a handful of poop.
Jim: How was it?
Me: Awesome, except i clenched my fist after it was inside, pulled out a handful of poop.
by fuzzygorrila February 4, 2010
1. usu. Disparaging. Slang term for suburban teens that listen to gangsta rap while driving around in their parents minivan, or other family car.
2. Stereotypical suburban youth trying to emulate big city rappers.
2. Stereotypical suburban youth trying to emulate big city rappers.
by rs232 November 27, 2005
The act of sticking two fingers in a woman's vagina while your friend double-fists the ass. Hence there are two in the front, 10 in the back.
by bitch mancini January 31, 2011
Last night I was totally packing a minivan
by George Mcmahan March 13, 2008
Moms for Liberty, recently rehabbed by national media as "joyful warriors," are all a fraudulent, dark-money-funded, steaming pile of horseshit masquerading as "grassroots movement". which is exactly why Minivan Taliban started trending on Twitter.
by Uncle Joosie July 5, 2023