A sexual maneuver whereby a male inserts or "mashes" his soft penis into a woman's vagina. The penis then becomes erect, leading to the term "baked potato." This term comes from the song "Do You Love Me?" by The Contours. In the song, they sing "I can mash potato." Originally an arcane dance form, this term has taken on new meanings in the bedroom. This term was coined in a Minneapolis basement by three men playing ping pong.
Steve: You give her the mashed potato?
Mike: Nah, man. I was already hard.
Steve: Yeah, it's a difficult move. The only way to really do it is if it's the seventh time for sex that day.
Mike: Or you could not be into vaginas.
Steve: True
Mike: Nah, man. I was already hard.
Steve: Yeah, it's a difficult move. The only way to really do it is if it's the seventh time for sex that day.
Mike: Or you could not be into vaginas.
Steve: True
by Stu Pendos January 9, 2012
A technique used in male masturbation. Instead of stroking the shaft up and down, the motion is circular. Resembling the mashing of potatoes.
Steve: Hey man, what did you end up doing last night?
Tom: I got bored and tried The Mashed Potato.
Steve: What!? What was it like?
Tom: It was..... incredible.
Tom: I got bored and tried The Mashed Potato.
Steve: What!? What was it like?
Tom: It was..... incredible.
by Father of God June 28, 2010
The act of sexual intercourse when both parties are heavily intoxicated and just end up mashing their genitals together.
Dude, bro, I had Amber over last night after the bars but we were so wasted that we just wound up having mashed potatoes until we passed out
by Smashpotatoez January 6, 2022
"Shit... if I knew it was going to be THAT kind of party, I would have stuck my dick in the mashed potatoes!"
by Joshimo June 2, 2006
n. (sg. and coll.) an homosexual white male who is sexually attracted exclusively to other white males (usu. to the exclusion of Asian males). Cf. Sticky Rice, Potato Queen, Rice Queen
I don't understand why Daoqing hangs around with those racist German fags, he's never going get any of that mashed potato with his Chinese sausage.
by assarakh June 24, 2003
by Dan D June 29, 2005
The act of stuffing a potato into a woman's vagina and having sex with her until it is mashed. Eating the potatoes is then optional.
I was mashing potatoes with your mom last night.
by MajorRaze May 28, 2011