LOL Machine

1 A person who is very funny
2 A computer used exclusively for League of Legends

1 "Have you heard this comedian? He's hilarious, a total LOL Machine."
2 "I swear, that kid only ever uses his PC to play League of Legends. It's a total LOL Machine."

by makaveli55 September 21, 2018

Shifting Machine

A certain member of the LBC monkey house...the ultimate person to get the shift on a night out. A great woman to pull,as many a man of Long Beach will know,having fallen under her spell!

Hey,did you get the shift last night? You are some shifting machine!

by Dirty Little Shithead October 10, 2011

Machine tapping

AlMachine tapping is an advanced technique used by slot machine professionals; where the player is repeatedly tapping the screen of the slot machine to increase their chances of scoring points.

Although this method has never been proven to increase luck. It is still seen as a sign of dedication within the professional gambling scene, most notably amongst the elder generation.

- Wow look at that man over there, he's got

insane machine tapping skills!

- Yeah I know, he must have been doing this for

years.

by Ameri Mohamed October 18, 2023

The Machine

A skinny ass white boy with a yee yee ass hair cut

Guy: yo is that the Machine?

by JuiceTheKidd April 22, 2020

Lightning Machine

Some small streamer whos decently good at tetris, and minecraft bed wars, quite friendly too

Have you seen Lightning Machine around? I think he's taking a break

by Forgotten_Dog May 3, 2021

Rice vending machine

When you stick rice up someone’s ass and suck it out

Person 1: I did a rice vending machine last night

by Geo raptor October 5, 2021

Glornops the Nightmare Machine

A Russian mythical demon that comes and eats little children at night who do not brush their teeth

Little Timmy: "But Dad I don't want to brush my teeth!"
Dad: "Careful Little Timmy, if you don't, Glornops the Nightmare Machine will come for you in your sleep..."

by preeves_ July 8, 2022