To be very stoned/high/ on Thc.
Mike and I got super laked before our adventure.
by Ryxn_jxmes May 23, 2015
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To ejaculate an immense load on a female's face to the point where she physically can't breath (aka drowning in jizz).
"My bitch went laking last night. I shot so much on her face she nearly drowned."
by WordMasterP October 23, 2013
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No one likes him hes an fuckboy with the smallest cock that’s gets no girls
It would suck to be lake
by It’s your boy March 22, 2018
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bri'ish boy who likes purple cats and tall evil men ig
lakeli
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A total bitch, Is a two faced twat who at first insults someone and says he isn't 12 when he acts like one, then later goes on about coding.
2. makes assumptions too quickly
3. A ordinary pedophile
Lake is a two faced bitch
by ixat.ro shiete January 17, 2016
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A person who thinks he is better than everyone else, yet self-conscious of himself, since he has an extremely small dick; synonymous with douchebag , jackass, tool, and prick
Katie: So, why did you and Tommy break up?
Claire: Because he was a Lake.
by amanda gyinuss December 24, 2010
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To offer commentary on something - usually political - without knowing much about the issue at hand.

Often, a person who is Lakeing will let you know that they are doing so (often inadvertently) before they offer their "insight."
Joe: Now, I don't know too much about Social Security, but...*rambles on and on*
*Everyone else thinking* Oh damn, he's Lakeing again.
by TheAntiLaker October 2, 2012
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