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1. two-faced bitch
a two faced bitch is a female who yew think is your friend and yew tell her everything then her hoe ass goes around and tells everyone all yo cool-aid
i told paisley all my business think'n she would keep her big fat dick suckin lips shut but boy i was wrong she told just about the whole school and i wanted to beat her ass she is a two-faced bitch!!
2. two faced
A persona that usually stems from a lack of self-identity, self-esteem, and/or cajones. The person is also usually a brown noser, as they try to please whomever they meet. In an effort to be accepted by the entire world, a "two faced" person will socially accomodate anyone they meet in an attempt to be popular and liked by everyone. More often than not, however, two faced bitches are usually covering up their assholism.

Sherry loved to be liked by everyone. There wasn't a person that she didn't meet that she could not be "friends" with. However, when her "friends" weren't around, she was a two faced bitch. "Damn, I fucking hate Janel; she's really a dirty cunt licking whore. Hey, I'm going shopping for Janel's birthday party on Friday, wanna help me pick something out for her?"
3. Two-Faced Stuck up Bitch
Jess. is a Two-Faced Stuck up bitch.
Two-Faced Stuck Up Bitch - Jess, jessy wessy, my na na na na note partner, Jessy wessy is the bestie.
4. Two-faced
A person, (usually a girl,) who has two totally different personalities. They could be your friend when nobody else is around but be your worst enemy when others are around to judge.
Me:Hi!
Ariel:Hi!
Ariel:So when can you come over?
Me:IDK, I think-
Nicole:HAY ARIEL!!!
Ariel:OMGG HI!!!
Me:So I think 4:00 on Sunday would be good.
Ariel:Huh?
Me:The time I can come over...
Ariel:UM, I NEVER SAID THAT.....
Nicole:Go away you slut, Ariel and ME are talking right now!
Ariel:Ya, go away, this is important!
Me:FINE, you two-faced bitch!
5. two-faced bitch
1. a girl who displays both qualities of an amiable friend and a cold-hearted bitch while interchangeably switching between both moods.
If you're reading this definition and know who you are, you're a two-faced bitch who doesn't deserve my friendship!
by find_me Feb 13, 2005 add a video
6. Two-faced
To say one thing and do another. Also to act one way on saturday, and flip a bitch on tuesday.
"I'm a Two-faced cunt that dosent really know what the hell she wants, please dont mistake my apparent feelings for you as real feelings, even though I tell you they are, cause it is in my nature to say one thing, do another, and claim to have done a third."
i.e M.E.
7. two-faced
Someone who has two faces or parts to their personality. Like they'll be all nice to you one second and when you're gone start talking about you behind your back.
Mary: Oh my gosh! Hey Laura!
Laura: Heyy!
Mary: You look so cute today!
Laura: Thx. :)
Mary: Well see you later hun!
Laura: Bye Mary!

*once Laura is gone*

Mary: Ugh, I'm tired of that two-faced bitch.
Stephanie: I know right?
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