Out of all possible combinations of events there will always be at least one that will make it possible for someone to be on the Joe Rogan podcast within the space of a week.
Dude I'm so freaked out thinking about "The Joe Rogan Theorem".
by guldan November 11, 2021
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A very popular internet podcast hosted by the man of many trades, Joe Rogan. He has over 1,300 episodes of his podcast that can run for hours. His guests can be anyone from a well respected psychologist, to a comedian who can make a mean poop joke. Your grades might be effected from watching too many clips from the show, but what you'll learn is more applicable in the real world.
My favorite podcast by far is The Joe Rogan Experience
by Heyitsj000 November 20, 2019
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A jedi flip , but at the peak of your trip your smoke DMT and eat rare cooked elk meat while listening to the Joe Rogan Podcast.
person1: Hey man we are concerned for your well being.

Person2: Have you heard the latest episode of the Joe Rogan Podcast. I found out that if you Jedi Joe Rogan Flip than I will finally get laid.
by Joe Rogan Lover42 August 30, 2021
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When you give someone a reach around when your hand is covered in jizz.
"You see that chick?"
"Yeah, i'd give her the ol' Joe Rogan Reach Around".
by Malarke July 26, 2008
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This is the theory that because a lot of people spend a lot of time on the toilet listening/watching podcasts while simultaneously making use of their toilet, if Joe rogan was to appear in a public place while doing a podcast, that would trigger a major mind muscle effect that would cause everyone within earshot distance that does listen to him while using their facilities to need to take a shit.
John: “I hope the ‘Joe rogan poop theory’ isn’t real.”
Me: “Well, let’s hope he’s not taking the podcast on the road anytime soon”
by weird_eli January 6, 2023
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