Ismael

Calls himself the 'sauce god', thinks he's a boss but he's really just a frauudddd

That Ismael dude over there is covering himself in ketchup and saying he's a sauce god.

by fooler May 15, 2018

ismael

the type of guy to get rejected because they saw his face and that it was the end of the world

ismael

by donald hillary trump February 8, 2019

Ismael

Ismael is a self centered annoying guy who isn’t loyal at all. He’s not very handsome and like four feet tall. He will cheat on you with ten girls and lie to your face about it. He never tells the truth and he has an IQ of 2. He is rude and obnoxious and he has bad hair. Never trust anyone who’s name is Ismael.

Person: hey, what do you think of Ismael?
Person 2: I hate him, he’s such a jerk.

by Cassie Lovegood July 19, 2018

Ismael

A wanna be hard man but can never be hard because he is too much of a nonce

Kid: Did you hear timmy wanted to scrap martin

Kid 2: Oh my god timmy is such a Ismael

by I am proper solid October 29, 2018

ismael

ismael is a dick and a fuck boi who only wants to get in ur pants. don’t date an ismael. also ismaels have caterpillars on their face and they look like a rat.

ismael is a desperate fuck boi

by kenzie :) July 21, 2019

Ismael

Harry styles’ lost son, who never called him

I have a son, his name is Ismael. He never calls me anymore

by Iloveyourdaddy January 13, 2022

Ismael

Harry styles lost son, who never called him.

I have a son, his name’s Ismael. He never calls me anymore

by Iloveyourdaddy January 13, 2022