"The Ismael" is when a nude heavy set man wearing a Texans jersey squats over another nude man wearing a Cowboys jersey, dropping a steaming deuce on his chest. Once the deuce is laid, the Texan dips his cock in the fresh man patty, then proceeds to fuck the Cowboys in the ass without a jimmy.
Aww dude, why did you pass out with your Cowboys jersey on? Someone obviously did The Ismael on you. Clean yourself.