1. A very terrific athlete.
2. Fluffy puff marshmallow spokesman.
3. Proprieter of Homestarrunner.com, and the lesser known homestarrunner.net, ITS DOT COM!
4. Lover of Marzipan, Melonade, and flushy-push marshmallows.
5. Enemy of strong bad.
6. He who speaks with a lisp, wheres a helicopter beanie, has a large overbite, and does not wear pants.
2. Fluffy puff marshmallow spokesman.
3. Proprieter of Homestarrunner.com, and the lesser known homestarrunner.net, ITS DOT COM!
4. Lover of Marzipan, Melonade, and flushy-push marshmallows.
5. Enemy of strong bad.
6. He who speaks with a lisp, wheres a helicopter beanie, has a large overbite, and does not wear pants.
by Jason Osborne August 9, 2003
(Armlessicus dumpfaceicus) A Homestar Runner is a wild creature... With a pale face... and... apparent rivalry with an animal known as... the Strong Bad. His distinctive red coat with a star shape on it identifies this creature in the wild. On sight of a Marzipan they perform the mating dance, where the Homestar drinks 179 glasses of melonade and urinates on the Marzipan's gazebo. This creature can be identified by white skin and apparent telekinetic powers. it is known for a strange accent in its speech, such as changing hello to hewwo. this creature is quite stupid, yet very funny. It can also be dangerous. Beware its alter ego the Homsar
Homestar: Hey pom-pom, did you know that lady? How come she gave you a hundwed bucks? Aww I got was a dumb ow' Bit-O-Honey.
time passes....
Homestar: Aw wight, I'll wing the doowbell. Ding ding ding ding diiiing! The Poopsmith, twick ow tweat!
The poopsmith turns around with a shovel of crap.
Pom-pom: blublle-blub
Homestar: Suit youwsewf. Mowe fow me.
LAY IT ON ME, POOPSTICK!
time passes....
Homestar: Aw wight, I'll wing the doowbell. Ding ding ding ding diiiing! The Poopsmith, twick ow tweat!
The poopsmith turns around with a shovel of crap.
Pom-pom: blublle-blub
Homestar: Suit youwsewf. Mowe fow me.
LAY IT ON ME, POOPSTICK!
by Steven March 3, 2004
A dim, slow-witted, yet stragely hilarious creature with no arms, a red shirt with a star on it, and speach impediments. Also known as the best damn thing on the internet!
Homestar Runner is the best thing ever!!
by Lieutenant Tarpit August 18, 2004
the coolest character in www.homstarrunner.com with a speech impediment. of course, he's the coolest next to Stwong- i mean strong bad
Homestar: Hello, and welcome to
"homestawwunnerw.net"!
pompter dude: Psst. It's .com
Homestar: Oh yeah, wight. "It's dot com!"
Prompter dude: augh... cut!
"homestawwunnerw.net"!
pompter dude: Psst. It's .com
Homestar: Oh yeah, wight. "It's dot com!"
Prompter dude: augh... cut!
by Jackie November 11, 2003
A Tall, White, no armed character from a website named after himself he often seen wearing a cap, being harrased by strongbad, or just being stupid
by Spike August 17, 2003
1. The star of the best cartoon, Flash or otherwise, to ever exist.
2. The greatest entertainer of this or any generation.
2. The greatest entertainer of this or any generation.
Oh Hewo. Stwong Bad could not make it today, so I will be taking his place. My name is Homestaw Wunno.
by Jonathan October 16, 2003
a guy whose spot in the limelight was when he was spitting teddy grahams all over Strong Bad's couch.
Ptooo! Pteww.
Dang The Cheat. That computer's got something against you. Did you like, pour Mowntain Dew all over it?
Dang The Cheat. That computer's got something against you. Did you like, pour Mowntain Dew all over it?
by juanvaldez November 16, 2003