Angry fat red heads that order happy meals and go into the bathroom (public) and have sex, then they take special sauce and rub on each others privite parts and lick it off.
by Cosmo99 August 17, 2011
by bojzzle June 24, 2005
A barely legal good-looking mongoloid you consider dating out of desperation or for temporary pleasure.
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"That's Jeff's first girlfriend in three years. Get this. She's a senior in high school."
"Yeah, she looks like a total happy meal."
"Yeah, she looks like a total happy meal."
by VRB October 28, 2005
when some n00b come at you with a plasma pistol and a battle rifle or a plasma pistol and a carbine and two shots you. that combo is used only by people who havent matured enough to realize that it's for n00bs! just like the happy meal from McDicks.
by Yojo June 30, 2005
by Gumballs October 21, 2009
Term for when a man is receiving oral sex from a significant other and does not give warning of their impending climax. While he/she is startled at the sudden ejaculation in their mouth, the recipient of the blow job quickly hands a small toy to their partner. Preferably one usually found in a "Happy Meal" or 99 cent store. May also be referred to as a "Kid's Meal" if they are in the 18-21 age group.
To dumb it down a little...
When you getting a bow job, and you shoot your load with out giving them a heads up. When they get all pissed and shit, you give them a bullshit toy to piss them off even worse. Hence a Happy Meal, they ate and got a toy out of it.
To dumb it down a little...
When you getting a bow job, and you shoot your load with out giving them a heads up. When they get all pissed and shit, you give them a bullshit toy to piss them off even worse. Hence a Happy Meal, they ate and got a toy out of it.
by Mike R. and Mike V. March 3, 2020
Slang term that refers more commonly to giving oral sex to a female, since oral sex given to a female is referred as eating pussy.
by Cheta May 15, 2003