The best motherfucker on the entire planet. He is superstitious for real love; care, responsibility, and sympathy are all the characteristics he inherently possesses. He retain an interesting soul, carrying his positivity around for his friend. He also love his family, especially mom and dad, cuz he has always been a good boy.
Oh you are Hanson, you must be handsome.
by wasjoibanana November 22, 2021
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(pronounced: HAN-soned) adj.
1. To be drunk or wasted at Hanson's Shoe Repair in Orlando, Florida, often brought on by the bar's infamous Hanson-daiquiri (made of Plantation 3-star rum, smith & cross, lime, and simple syrup).

2. To have been too busy to eat or drink before going to Hanson's Shoe Repair and becoming intoxicated from one daiquiri served there.
"You look like shit. Where did you go last night?"
"I got hansoned."
by ooooofd March 1, 2022
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A shitty small town in Massachusetts where everyone smokes weed and drinks. Parties in the woods happen every weekend, because thats where the cops wont come. Mostly the Nasons host those parties. Lots of wanna-be gangsters. Hot skanky girls. Shitty highschool.
kid from hanson: dude what should we do!?
another kid from hanson: smoke weeed errdayy
kid from hanson: yeah son! you going to the fort tonight?
by mystery420 July 20, 2009
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American pop/rock band best summed up by two words
''THEY SUCK!!!''
wow Hanson really suck! put on on some Pink Floyd quick!!
by ayeyermaw April 28, 2006
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The act of preforming various sexual acts in a Port a John. The sexual acts are but not limited to anal,oral and vaginal intercourse.
Tyler: Man, Blakes been in the Port a John forever!

**Door Opens**
**Bree and Blake walk out**
Tyler: Oh i see, Blake got a Hanson!
by Damngurlyoubefine69 December 29, 2011
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Leaving the entire house a dirty wreck, and expecting others to clean up after you.
Please dont hanson the kitchen again.
by jackson bronze August 12, 2005
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Come over here baby and give Me a Hanson and make my penis go mm.bop
by BurntAnus December 23, 2016
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