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To Rened(verb): To be extra wasted/drunk (Hansoned) and suffer severe alcohol withdrawal symptoms. Often caused by the overwhelming hospitality from Rene, the bartender.

Rened (noun): The physical and emotional state of being extra wasted/drunk (Hansoned) and suffer severe alcohol withdrawal symptoms. Often caused by the overwhelming hospitality from Rene, the bartender.

The term should be reserved for the most epic of nights when you've completely blacked out.
"How bad was it? This is your third ibuprofen in 2 hours!?"
"I was rened."
"Oh shit! Do you need a 400mg one?"
by ooooofd March 1, 2022
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(pronounced: HAN-soned) adj.
1. To be drunk or wasted at Hanson's Shoe Repair in Orlando, Florida, often brought on by the bar's infamous Hanson-daiquiri (made of Plantation 3-star rum, smith & cross, lime, and simple syrup).

2. To have been too busy to eat or drink before going to Hanson's Shoe Repair and becoming intoxicated from one daiquiri served there.
"You look like shit. Where did you go last night?"
"I got hansoned."
by ooooofd March 1, 2022
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