Administrator on mapMonkeys, a glitching community with 49,653 members. He's a total badass, and keeps the forums clean. He probably met Chuck Norris once or twice.
Member on mM: Hey who wants to talk about Call of Duty in this Halo thread?

Guardian: Hell no! LOCKED.

Rezzzo (other admin): But I wanted to lock it!
by justintime911 December 6, 2009
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Century old orangization of order and peace whose sole reason for coming into being was to prevent the Shadows from gaining power through corruption. Guided the resistance during The SKN War.
"So the strong do not do all that they please, this is the reason rules are made" - Ovis
by LastGuardian November 17, 2004
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In the hallowed and ancient game of Starcraft, a powerful zerg air unit. Capable of reigning mass destruction from afar, a swarm of guardians were oft the demise of a defenseless n00b. However, guardians are incapable of attacking other air units, and are weak in that sense.

Guardians are affectionately known as "crabs" by more experienced players, because their sprite resembles greatly a crab.
the(42)answer:w00t! Crabs on the way!
IrTeHlEeT: wtf are crabs?
the(42)answer: guardians, biatch.
IrTeHlEeT: fuck.
the(42)answer: yeah you're screwed.
Player 2 has been eliminated.
by tridelvior October 2, 2004
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a powerful, ancient robotic enemy that shoots lasers in video games
the monument is filled with guardians and our weapons are trash. u sure about this?
by sadenjamuel January 19, 2021
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A guardian is the old man who is always present at nude beaches. They often sit near the entrance and typically judge people entering. They are usually fully tanned and let their balls hang freely.
We passed a guardian when we went to the nude beach yesterday.
by Oski_Boi June 8, 2019
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commonly used when a child disowns their mother or father cause their parents are attemping to ruin their lives
"yah, he is no longer my father he is my guardian"
"i dont have a dad, i have a guardian"
person1:"ur dad called"
person2:"WHO?!, i am unaware of this 'father' you speak of"
by SEXXXAAYYYYYYY May 3, 2008
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Another word to describe Native Americans. This term came about because referring to them as 'Indians' is misleading and confusing to people outside North America since they may think they are descended from migrants from India. The name comes from the first Americans being it's 'Guardian'.

The term is catching on. In sports the Cleveland Indians are now the Cleveland Guardian.
My Uncle Vinny won some big money at the Guardians Casino last night.
by Taekwondoka May 22, 2022
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