When you wet your penis, then coat it with cocaine and have a girl snort it off your dick. Multiple funnel cakes is called a carnival, and the location it takes place is called the fairgrounds.
by Carnie89 June 4, 2011
The higher ups yelled at my boss and then he took it out on me. The shit just trickles down. Life is always giving me a funnel cake!
by all is one May 15, 2011
After taking a dump, the dumper then jerks off onto it. The white resembles the powdered sugar ontop of a funnel cake.
Billy woke up hungover and with blueballs. He took a shit first then took care of his pent up energy. After looking at his creation, he realized he was hungry for a funnel cake.
by Jogen2 July 28, 2023
To use your dong as the \"funnel\", your baby gravy as the \"cake batter\" and some hot chick\'s stomach area (near her belly button) as the frier. If you\'ve ever watched or made a funnel cake, it is now abundantly clear.
by Frank Klaune April 27, 2005
by fishmonger July 29, 2005
When someone takes a funnel and shoves it down someones elses asshole and takes a shit in it. Reshit it on to a plate cover with whip cream and enjoy:)
funnel cakes are delicious.
by Pseudonym123456789456789 February 4, 2011
the act of wrapping one's penis around the scrotum to make it look like a delicacy often found at amusement parks
guy: hey guys come into the bathroom for a second, i need to show you something
other guys: what is it
guy: check out this sweet funnel cake
other guys: what is it
guy: check out this sweet funnel cake
by champion of friendship June 29, 2011