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1 definition by Carnie89

When you wet your penis, then coat it with cocaine and have a girl snort it off your dick. Multiple funnel cakes is called a carnival, and the location it takes place is called the fairgrounds.
So I got expensive blow the other night, found a cheap hooker and had her give me a funnel cake.
by Carnie89 June 03, 2011