Budgie : My house is just past those fields, we'll take a short cut.
James : You gotta be kidding that farmer will bum and shoot us for breathing on his land.
James : You gotta be kidding that farmer will bum and shoot us for breathing on his land.
by nobrash October 6, 2005
A guy who loves young children and whose horn on his car plays the ice cream truck tune. Has an accomplice 'Parky' wo he goes cruising with carrying a net. Uses empty sweet packets to attract kids. ALso in desperate need of a haircut and deodorant
by pfhkdjnhsdfhsdfgff March 26, 2009
In the people-related sense of the word, as a farmer is someone who makes use of his farming equipment ("ho's"). A pimp is a farmer of people.
pimp
pimp
Actual conversation:
"What is a pimp?"
"Someone who, you know, uses his ho's."
"'Ho?' As in farming tool?"
"Um, well..."
"So a pimp is a farmer..."
"What is a pimp?"
"Someone who, you know, uses his ho's."
"'Ho?' As in farming tool?"
"Um, well..."
"So a pimp is a farmer..."
by funnystuff101 December 9, 2005
by Bograt May 18, 2005
Term used by football fans to refer to Ligue One, because it's lack of competitiveness and the common practice of recruiting peasants to fill the squads of the many zombie-teams that compound this insignificant league.
Some may tag Bundesliga as another Farmers League because of Bayern's supremacy in Germany. This may be discarded as German teams don't perform nearly as poorly as French teams in UCL, neither German squads recruit farmers
Some may tag Bundesliga as another Farmers League because of Bayern's supremacy in Germany. This may be discarded as German teams don't perform nearly as poorly as French teams in UCL, neither German squads recruit farmers
Pionel Pessi fan: Penaldo is finished, now playing in Saudi Arabia away from big leagues like the Uber Eats Ligue 1, the best tournament on earth
Unbiased football fan: Ligue 1 not even among top 20 European Leagues. Saudi Arabian League way more competitive than French Farmers League. In Saudi Arabia there are many teams that contend to win the title, in France there's only one, whose president buys anything with oil, even the rigged and disgraceful World Cup that he gave to the Argentinian goblin
Unbiased football fan: Ligue 1 not even among top 20 European Leagues. Saudi Arabian League way more competitive than French Farmers League. In Saudi Arabia there are many teams that contend to win the title, in France there's only one, whose president buys anything with oil, even the rigged and disgraceful World Cup that he gave to the Argentinian goblin
by RationalFootballFan from Chile January 1, 2023
by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019
When your eager partner wants you to blow a load and she sticks her finger up you butt and then pulls down on your shaft is alternating directions, giving the appearance that she is a dairy farmer for something more than just milk.
Dude, how did that date go last night with the librarian type chick. Dude, total surprise, she pulled the dairy farmer on me until I blew a load into her bucket!
by Stagmen February 23, 2017