A very loud and sharp noise made by The Meme Lord whenever he is asked for one. It is ordered under 10 Categories, for example a category 1 would only be a squeak while a 10 would open a black hole, killing everybody at Abington Heights High School. Any attempt or recreation of a firm one is not considered a legitimate firm one unless it is done by The Meme Lord.

There is no meaning or reasoning behind these noises, rather they can be treated as an art form.
by EatThatPie March 3, 2020
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A cholo veterano who has grown a nice long well trimmed mustache. Looking like a “brush”. Hense, “brosha”
Ese mouses loco: Ey foo. That OG has a firme brosha huh.!
Ese sad boy loco: I know huh, foo!
by Esenacholoco July 25, 2018
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When you ask someone a question you already know the answer to.
Dumbo: You're off work on Thursday right?

You: Umm, yeah... last week we made camping plans on that day since I'm free, remember?

Then you said "oh right, you're always off on Thursdays"

Dumbo: Sorry just had to "firm-a-sure"
by laceylingerie August 7, 2010
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When all hell breaks loose in your toilet. Your shit is harder then coal up John Maddens ass-hole which sucks because you really gotta pinch it off. When it makes impact with the water, it sinks to the bottom and makes a *clunk* sound and you experience everlasting euphoria.
Man, when i got home i had a firm stool
Man, when i listen to Mike Jones I have a firm stool on contact
This guy behind me looks like hes having a firm stool, better let him pass
by Pink Panthers September 21, 2005
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1. A handshake but with a tighter grip.
2. A rough handjob
1. The lawyer gave me a firm handshake on my way out of his office.
2. He needed an ice pack after the firm handshake he got from his girlfriend
by Chaka Kahn August 15, 2006
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A combination "firm up" and "nail down"; often used to express a soft commitment to something or a lack of clarity around something that will eventually be fully committed to or fully clarified.
I'm like 60/40 to attend the Trials in Eugene, but I'll let you know when I'm firmed down.

Soon we'll need to firm down a date for when the new release is going to go out.
by UltimateCranston April 25, 2016
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